Do Giants sleep at night?

My name is Mark and I have a Giant problem.......
I own 10 or 11 Mantic Giants (including Frost and Shadow variations), most have been customised to greater or lesser degrees.
I have run several lists through version 2 and 3 of Kings of War with anything from 2 to 7 Giants in a 1000 to 2000 point list.
I also have several other non-mantic giants, and more on the way.
So what is the problem?
Nope its not that I have too many, or not enough, its that people think Giants are shit.

What is a Giant?

Well for me there are a few points that means something is a Giant:

• Size: either Monster or Titan
• Strider: A giant would never be interrupted in its attack by such mundane things such as forests or bushes
• Lots of Crushing: CS3 or more, being successfully hit by a giant should leave a mark

Brucie bonus if their attacks area Random number, as consistency is not the Giants strength.

We're all giants, I can't believe it. 
We were giants all along

So what things are "giants" then?

There are 14 different types of "giants", across 20 different factions.